Meet Sheila, Munni, Jalebi Bai, Lovely and countless others.
They are item girls which means they are here to entertain everyone. A movie won’t make money unless there is an item song in it. Make sure that they wear revealing clothes otherwise how will you satisfy thousands of movie-goers who expect songs like this? Off course there are people who need this but these songs are on every single music channel. There are some parents who clap when their kids dance on such songs. They don’t realise what impact it is going to have on their mind.
Meet Miss Zero
If you haven’t got a body like her, you won’t get accepted in the society. You deserve to be shamed.
Meet the Cool Boys
If you do not smoke, drink or have parties every night, you are a moron of the highest order. You will never be happy. You are not enjoying life if you are not doing these things. Life is all about parties.
Meet Mr Romeo
If a girl does not like you, keep following her because this is the best idea. Eventually, she will fall for you because you are one son of a gun who did not give up. Just make sure you say cheap things. Girls love such cheap dialogues that sound creepy. It won’t land you in Jail but bed. Thank god there are anti-romeo squads now.
Meet Mr D
Mr D is a criminal who has harmed the society and destroyed families. But he is a wannabe Robinhood so he is supposed to be a good person. If something happens to him, you need to shed some tears because no matter how many lives he has destroyed, he is still a Robin hood wannabe…So cry, you losers.
Meet Feminazis++
They are not feminists. They are one step ahead of feminists. They do not need a man to hold their hands unless they want a child. And yes, if you want to marry them, they should be allowed to sleep with whoever they want (While married to someone else). According to them, Feminism is all about smoking, drinking , sleeping, fucking and not about education, jobs and opportunities.
Meet the Historians
History is boring, right? Let’s add some Masala to it and serve it to masses. At first, we feel like “Okay something is finally happening and we will see some history on screen.” But then the movie gets released and we come to know that it’s less about history and more about minting the moolah. These historians have some creative liberties which we agree with. But why the hell are you making a film based on history if you are that creative? If you are filming history then film history. If you want to change things, make sure it does not distort the facts. Do not change the soul of the material. It’s Bollywood so you can do anything?
Meet The Secular Ones
They feel that they are doing a good job for society by pointing out the flaws of religions. That’s a noble thing to do. But religions is plural. From what can be seen, all the films point out the flaws of a single religion.
Meet the Poets
The new breed of songwriters is praiseworthy. They write A Grade poetry that encapsulates the knowledge of the universe. First they used cheap and vulgar lyrics ( the so called rappers), then they took nursery rhymes and now they are just rehashing and killing old songs by remixing them. There are hardly 4–5% songs worth listening to. It actually takes a lot of hard work to find good songs out of all the shit that is being produced.
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